Ways to maintain a healthy level of ISANITY

Amber found these, and I just thought they were very funny.
1. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finnish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.At lunch time, sit in your parked cars with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'
12.Sing along at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask, why don't the poems rhyme?
14.Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.When money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18.When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot and yell: 'Run for your lives! they're loose!!'
19.Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'